1. Lately the trackpad on my PowerBook has been acting up a lot.  I just can’t move it.  I can scroll if I’m on a page.  But if I try to move it?  FUCK YOU, it tells me.  And then, as if moral degradation isn’t enough, the headphone jack decided to stop working right, so I only hear music out of my left ear.  I think I need a new computer.

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