June 2010
3 posts
I know
Yes. Yes. I know. I haven’t posted about my time in China. And no, you’re right, I also haven’t uploaded any pictures. Yes, I’ve eaten bizarre things (like pig brain). No, I forgot to take pictures. I’m sorry. You’re going to have to be satisfied with this for now.
April 2008
1 post
Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.
– George S. Patton
February 2008
1 post
January 2008
8 posts
Zelda Victory = Mine
Hilarious. →
Buy me one →
Old pond
Frog jumps in
Sound of the water
– Basho, Japanese Poet
Bacon Salt →
August 2007
1 post
I should update
I think I’m going to try and use this more in Japan… But that might be a lie. I dunno. I kind of want to make videos.
June 2007
2 posts
Lately the trackpad on my PowerBook has been acting up a lot. I just can’t move it. I can scroll if I’m on a page. But if I try to move it? FUCK YOU, it tells me. And then, as if moral degradation isn’t enough, the headphone jack decided to stop working right, so I only hear music out of my left ear. I think I need a new computer.
May 2007
8 posts
I’m getting acupuncture. This plague won’t leave me.
Meh.
I lost my cellphone. Dammit!
Blue belt in Hap Ki Do. 4 more to go. Then black belt.
There’s an option on iChat to have everyone see your “Current iTunes Track.” I’m always tempted to select this, but I’m afraid I’ll be judged by people. Case in Point: I’m currently listening to Amy Grant’s “Baby Baby.”
April 2007
13 posts
I like linux…
Overheard at Relay For Life
Guy 1: Quit walking so fast.
Guy 2: I'm not walking fast. I'm walking at a normal pace.
Guy 1: Well, normal pace for skinny people is too damn fast for fat people. And I'm a fat person.
Hmm.. Still need to turn in my taxes. Shit.
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in...
– Sheryl Crow
Cleansing
Surprisingly, not hung over. Probably the biggest drinking weekend of the year. Friday night. Saturday morning. Saturday night. My body probably hates me. But it’s being nice by not letting me know.
Damn fortune cookies
I got a fortune cookie today that said, “Change your thoughts, change your destiny.” Well, if it’s really my destiny, then it can’t be changed with a thought.
I’m in the business of making bad motherfuckers.
– Brandon Sieg, my Hap Ki Do instructor
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Note To Self #1
People are different. Stop forgetting that.